Wally's just arrived. He looks around:
WALLY
The place seems tidier... better
organized... it shows the careful
hand of a decorator...
(then)
Oh. So you're gay now?
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MURK
Get ready to bow down before
your new God, 'cause I have just
put together the webcam of the
century.
WALLY
As good as the view from the
sixth floor book depository
in Dallas cam?
MURK
Even better, and way more
historically significant!
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MURK
Well... I realized sticking the
webcam in here didn't work, 'cause
I was too self-conscious. Always
tryin' too hard to keep people
interested.
WALLY
Ahh, yes - working a vastly under-
developed muscle.