Murk has returned from being peed on by his
girlfriend:
MURK
This fetish stuff, though,
it's got me interested.
WALLY
Interested as in further exploring
the world of erotic micturition or
mostly just curious about the
myriad deviant ways one can get
one's rocks off.
MURK
I don't know... All I understood
of that was 'get one's rocks off.'
WALLY
I'll rephrase the question:
Are you now a devoted piss-bath
fan or do you want to shop around
a bit before you decide?
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WALLY
Well, why don't we check out the
bondage dot com photo data base.
It's kind of like a search engine
of fetish photos.
He types in bondage.com/picdb.asp
MURK
I won't even ask why you know
about that.
WALLY
What did Blake say, to fully
understand one's limits, one has
to venture beyond them?
MURK
Wow. Be careful partying with
that dude.
WALLY
He's been dead for centuries.
MURK
See?
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After learning that Murk is turned on by women
slathered in Butterscotch, the guys check out a messy shoe page
site. Murk's unimpressed, but:
MURK
Ahhh, we should at least check out
one or two photos - just in case.
WALLY
You're right - they might have
a photo of a loafer slathered in butterscotch.
He clicks on one of the thumbnails - a large
photo of a clean white shoe stepping in some kind of clear schmutz
loads in.
MURK
You know what's scary about this?
WALLY
Right now there's some guy out
there frantically masturbating
to this picture.
MURK
And we have no idea why.
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Running out of ideas, Wally opts to show Murk
this:
http://web.kyoto-inet.or.jp/org/seinenbu/fujita/napkin/index.htm
WALLY
It's a Japanese site devoted
to sanitary napkins.
MURK
Oh, jeeeezzz!! That's it! We've
sunk as low as we can sink!
WALLY
Not quite. At least these haven't
been used yet...
MURK
I don't care! How can people
get off on pictures of rags?!
WALLY
I'm a bit befuddled by that
myself... but look, the site
has a category called 'Monthly
Topic!" Monthly! Get it!? Gotta
love that frisky Japanese sense
of humour.
MURK
Are you jerkin' my chain or are
we really this desperate?
WALLY
...err... a little of both.
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This is a balloon site that declined permission:
http://balloongirls.com/bgwpv5.html There's
a photo of a fu manchu'd dweeb sitting on a sofa.
MURK
Hall of Fame relief ace
Rollie Fingers has a balloon
fetish?
WALLY
It's a special welcome from
the balloongirls photographer.
(reading)
"From the moment I heard that
first balloon pop and saw that
wondrous expression on the face
of the girl who popped it - I
was hooked. I began taking
pictures of a girlfriend popping
balloons by digging her fingernails
into them. The experience became
an obsession."
MURK
He expects me to believe that?
WALLY
What, that he gets off on watching
women break balloons?
MURK
No - that he's ever had a girlfriend.
WALLY
Let's meet Crystal.
http://balloongirls.com/bgwwc01.html There's
a photo of a woman almost completely hidden behind the balloon
she's inflating.
MURK
This is a gag, right?
WALLY
(reading)
"Crystal loves giant balloons
and she blows them up more
sensuously than anyone we've
ever seen. As her beautiful
long hair sways in the breeze
with every breath, Crystal
blows the balloons..."
(then)
Blows... nyuk nyuk... there's
more of that fetish humour I'm
so fond of...
