This entire scene was cut for time. It follows
the scene in which Wally has his face analyzed:
6. INT. MURK'S PLACE - LATER
WALLY sits with a huge set of headphones on.
He suddenly stops the CD player, SIGHS.
MURK
Music didn't help?
WALLY
It just made me feel worse.
MURK
What were you listening to?
WALLY
Joy Division. Maybe I'll go read
some Sylvia Plath...
MURK
Geez. Seems to me you're just an
accident waiting to happen. Maybe
that's what you're feeling... a...
uh... what's the word?
WALLY
Foreboding?
MURK
Nope, that's not it. Oh! I got
it: Doomed.
WALLY
Doomed? Why would I be doomed?
And to what?
MURK
Here, check out this site I found
last week.
(types)
It's called 'Rate Your Risk.'
SITE ADDRESS: www.nashville.net/~police/risk/
WALLY
My risk of what?
MURK
There's a bunch, like being robbed
or murdered, but this was a good
one, it covered a lot of ground:
'Are you going to be raped, robbed,
stabbed, shot or beaten?'
WALLY
Great. And does it need to know
the shape of my filtrum? The density
of my eyelids? The elasticity of
my uvula?
MURK
Uvula? I thought it was pronounced
'vulva.'
WALLY
No... you're getting your soft
moist fleshy bits confused.
MURK
I hate when that happens. It can
lead to some very embarrassing
moments.
WALLY
Yes... I'm sure.
MURK
But, it can also lead to---
WALLY
Can we get back to the topic at
hand, please?
MURK
Oh, right. Sure.
(then)
But the uvula is which, again?
WALLY
The little dangly thing at the
back of the throat.
MURK
Ohhhh!! No wonder she didn't wanna
get it pierced! I get it now!
(laughs, embarrassed, then)
Okay. The test. I took the liberty
of already doin' it on your behalf,
you know, to save you the trouble?
WALLY
How thoughtful of you.
MURK
Anyway... you're fucked.
WALLY
What?
MURK
You shouldn't even have left the
house this morning... or ever
again.
WALLY
Why?
MURK
They didn't approve of your
lifestyle one bit.
WALLY
What? Such as...?
MURK
The reckless bicycle riding...
The ingesting all kinds of illegal
drugs, half of which were made
by your drug addled friends from
old chemistry sets they found in
the basement... the way you go and
piss off people much bigger and
more dangerous than you all the
time... your carelessness with
money... your complete disregard
for your own personal safety,
especially when you think you're
about to get laid... just about
every answer, in fact, pointed
to your living a wild and probably
fatal lifestyle.
WALLY
Murk... did you answer the
questions as you, or me?
MURK
As me, of course - how am I
supposed to know anything about y---
(then, realizing)
Ohhhh... shit.
(then)
Awww, screw 'em. At least I'll die
happy.
WALLY
In fact, you'll leave plenty of
people happy when you die.
Wally moves OFF.
MURK
Aww, shucks, Wally. What a sweet
thing to say.
(then)
Hey... wait a minute...
