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	A Wally Pick Titillating Photographer A rather titillating and thought provoking photographer's site. Be sure to watch the naughty flash movie. Hubba hubba.
	A Murk Pic How To Be A Slut. And the music's kinda funky, too. Okay, my choice is this essay on how to be a slut. Should be required reading for all college age chicks.
	BONUS Plunderphonics As they say on their site: "Audio clips from online dictionaries sing the hits of yesterday and today. The fun of karaoke meets the word power of the dictionary." Plunderphonics eat yer heart out.

	A Wally Pick Stupid Movie Physics This site is devoted to 'insultingly stupid movie physics.' It takes a witty look at some of the liberties Hollywood filmmakers take with how things work. I wish someone would do the same for porn movies... I mean, just strolling up to a woman and whipping out your Johnson and having her immediately and delightedly hoovering it - that doesn't happen in real life, does it?
	A Murk Pic American Stars It does if you're wearing the right kind of socks. Okay, my pick is a site where you can download Japanese commercials featuring big American stars. My favourite is Brooke Shields pretending to be a dancer - it's like watching a pekinese hop on its hind legs.
	BONUS Robin Williams Naked For people who fantasize about seeing Robin Williams naked.

	A Wally Pick Japanese Tv Show It's a fan-site devoted to a Japanese Tv show that hasn't aired since 1981. I don't know why, but I find it oddly compelling.
	A Murk Pic The Monkees Wally is not a well man. But, since we're on the topic of simians, my site features clips from live performances by the Monkees. (Pete and Mike could actually play quite well. Micky was a barely adequate drummer and Davy... well... he could shake that tambourine, I guess.)
	BONUS Hollywood Stock Exchange The Hollywood Stock Exchange. Buy fake shares of your favourite actors, movies, and music artists and watch their values rise or fall based on the success of their careers and personal life. Rollicking good fun... if you like that kind of thing.

	A Wally Pick Molested Cars It's a comprehensive collection of photos of cars that have been 'molested.' I.e. those suffering from bad paint jobs, hideous additions, or neglect. I don't know why I find this site so damned amusing.
	A Murk Pic Rally Monkey Probably because you drive an orange K car you start with a screw-driver. Anyway, my site this week is the rally monkey. If you like baseball (that is, until those cup-tugging bastards go on strike and piss off the few remaining fans they've got), you might dig this.
	BONUS Slut'n It's got an URL with the word slut in it, and pictures of freaks. How can you go wrong?

	A Wally Pick Letterbox Nope - it's not a site devoted to film on TV formatting debates. Letterboxing is an activity for people who like to blend bureaucratic chores with hiking.
	A Murk Pic Boombox You're a wild man, Wally.  My site is a glorious illustrated celebration of the boombox.  Ahhh, I miss the good old days of cranking up the tunes on a crowded subway car and totally cheesing people off.  The spillage from my IPod headphones just doesn't cut it.
	BONUS Scambox This is the scams and rip-offs page of a web site devoted to doing bad things.  Read a few of these pages and heave a sigh of relief. The criminal element out there really are morons.

	A Wally Pick Media Hoaxer The web site of legendary media hoaxer Joey Skaggs. My favourite scam - getting the media to believe he'd opened a brothel for dogs.
	A Murk Pic Sex Info101 I once went to a whorehouse in Mexico where I might as well have been serviced by someone's St. Bernard. Woof. Anyway, my site: Sex info101's "Are they real hooters or fake?" Take the test. (Okay, I aced the real or fake test, but flamed out on the celebrity breast quiz. Clearly I need to study more.)
	BONUS Bites Funnily enough, this web site bites.

	A Wally Pick Picture Of You A terrific site. You can go to it using just about any computer and it'll take a picture of you through your screen and post it. What will they think of next?
	A Murk Pic Amish Porn A fake Amish porn site. I don't know why, but this kinda stuff cracks me up!! I mean... Amish!
	BONUS Voodoo The virtual voodoo doll. Good for about 45 seconds worth of amusement... and then you can email it to everyone you know.

	A Wally Pick 911 Coincidence The amazing 20 dollar bill/9.11 coincidence site. What can I say. People will believe anything.
	A Murk Pic Redneck It's all about a guy's "Redneck Neighbour," with pictures and everything. Next time somebody bitches about me being a pain in the ass to live near, I'm sending them to this site.
	BONUS Eunuch Once again... if we can help just one person out there, we've done our job.

	A Wally Pick Lighter Tricks Zippo lighter tricks. A sure way to impress the babes at the bar... or amuse your cell mates as you desperately stave off your impending butt reaming.
	A Murk Pic Game Porn It's the Accidental Video Game Porn Archive. The "Metal PrOn Solid2: Sons of Libido" alone makes the money you spent on your computer totally worth it.
	BONUS Canadian Guide To Movies It's the Great Canadian Guide To Movies and TV. Although how they managed to leave out "The Trouble With Tracy" is completely beyond us. Hacks!

	A Wally Pick Charo Cleavage Watch some free 'greatest moments,' or use the search feature to remind yourself of the last time you stayed up past midnight just to see how much cleavage Charo would reveal. Ahhh, we all had it so good back then. If we'd only known just how good...
	A Murk Pic Party On Johnny who? Anyway, my pick this week is Ronan's online karaoke. Find yourself a gang of drunken Japanese mobsters and party on!
	BONUS explodingdog.com Damn. We really expected an exploding dog - after all, there's an exploding whale site - but this site is strangely amusing anyway. People send in phrases and this fellah does weird stick figure drawings illustrating them. Which naturally raises the question... just what the hell did all these people do before the Internet came along?!

	A Wally Pick Quumf The profanisaurus - a highly useful compendium of dirty words. I quite like Quumf (not that I Quumf much...)
bd	A Murk Pic Bra A comprehensive list of celebrity bra sizes. You'll be surprised how often this site comes in handy.
	BONUS Stinky The Stinky Meat project 2. Finally, some science that isn't frivolous.

	A Wally Pick Space Shuttle Burst A quick movie of what happens when you burst a water-filled balloon inside the space shuttle. Okay, so this week's links are kind of lame... I'm still recovering from my long weekend.
	A Murk Pick Car Geek Thing. Hey, I liked the movie. Kind of reminded me of a Peter North money shot. Okay... my choice is this extremely weird site featuring photos of wrecked exotic sportscars. I'm not sure if it's a fetish... or just some sort of car geek thing.
	BONUS The Mini-Mizer The Mini-Mizer. Turn yourself into a plastic toy... sort of...

	A Wally Pick 8 Ball Revealed The Mystery of the Inscrutable 8 Ball revealed. Finally, that little mojo bastard is exposed for the fraud it is!!!
	A Murk Pick 6 Beer Theory The Six beer theory - being which that any guy will happily do any other guy after six beers. What cracks me up about this little report is... it's AMERICAN BEER! Sorry, but I wouldn't even do a chick after six cans of that crap!
	BONUS 2 Solid Years Because after two solid years of people insisting we add a contortion page... we bent.

	A Wally Pick Midnight Society The Midnight Society is a group of folks who like to snoop around weird, abandoned and possibly haunted buildings in the NY/NJ area. Their 'events' look a bit dorky, but I love their photos of dilapidated asylums and eerily empty prisons.
	A Murk Pick Rock and Roll Confidential Guess Wally's getting a bit homesick. Okay, my choice is Rock and Roll Confidential. They've got a honkin' great collection of dorky band promo pics (50% of which were taken in front of brick walls). Hysterical. Click on Gallery and prepare to be amazed. The aggravating part, most of these twits still get laid - just for banging on their bongos like a chimpanzee!
	BONUS Next To Their Genitalia For people who need to keep loaded firearms next to their genitalia.

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