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	A Wally Pick Midnight Society The Midnight Society is a group of folks who like to snoop around weird, abandoned and possibly haunted buildings in the NY/NJ area. Their 'events' look a bit dorky, but I love their photos of dilapidated asylums and eerily empty prisons.
	A Murk Pick Rock and Roll Confidential Guess Wally's getting a bit homesick. Okay, my choice is Rock and Roll Confidential. They've got a honkin' great collection of dorky band promo pics (50% of which were taken in front of brick walls). Hysterical. Click on Gallery and prepare to be amazed. The aggravating part, most of these twits still get laid - just for banging on their bongos like a chimpanzee!
	BONUS Next To Their Genitalia For people who need to keep loaded firearms next to their genitalia.

	A Murk Pick Mascot Fetish If you're a mascot or you have a raging mascot fetish like me, then check this out. It even has a selection of wacky mascot skits, guaranteed to liven up your next plushies/furries event.
	A Wally Pick All My Life For Sale I must confess, the Philly Phanatic occasionally shows up in my erotic writings... But enough about that. My choice this week is All My Life For Sale. This guy, who claims to be an 'artist,' sold every single thing he owned and called it 'art.' No matter what you want to call the stunt, it did give me a chance to buy his pork rinds at a ridiculously low price.
	BONUS Clone Your Bone Speaking of art....

	A Wally Pick Entertainment This is a handy 'generate an entertainment property' engine. And you wondered how all those idiotic Hollywood movies got made.
	A Murk Pick Computer Stupidities This site has a way cool collection of 'Computer Stupidities' - dumb stuff dumb people have asked tech support about their computers (when they're not busy generating the next Hollywood blockbuster). Friggin' hysterical.
Made with pride in Canada	BONUS Sleeping In Airports The budget traveller's guide to sleeping in airports. Just because.

	A Wally Pick Girlfriends This site is called "Things my girlfriend and I have argued about" and I go to it whenever I feel depressed about being single. Patches me right up.
	A Murk Pick Ladies He's a trouper, all right. Okay, my site's called Fluff and Stuff, and it's the vanity site of a guy who had his navel pierced. I know, you'd think a press release would have been enough. The best part is he's posted pictures of about 50 ladies who've sent him evidence of their belly button rings. Hubba hubba.
	BONUS Man's Since we're on the topic of bellybuttons... here's a site devoted to one man's collection of navel lint. We kid you not.

	A Wally Pick Enlightening You send this fellah your suggestion for an emotion, he posts a picture of himself experiencing it. For a guy like me who has trouble expressing his feelings, this is a very enlightening tool.
	A Murk Pick Callousing Geez, speaking of tools. Anyway, here's a much better site. It's the dubselector - for those of you who wanna DJ your own private computer rave. And you don't have to worry about callousing your turntable finger!
	BONUS Doing It's a satellite pic of the whole friggin planet at night. The best part... you're in there somewhere, doing who knows what.

	A Wally Pick Famous Dressing Room Items I don't know why, but we're all fascinated by the fussy items famous people insist upon finding in their dressing rooms. (My favourite, not listed here unfortunately, is 'a compliant and well-oiled catamite' required by a certain show tunes singer - now deceased.)
	A Murk Pick Rock and Roll Hindenburg In keeping with the music business theme, this cool Canadian site has 'air checks' from rock and roll radio stations going wayyy back to when I didn't even know they had radio stations. Spooky. Oh, and the weirder folks out there can listen to dark stuff like the Hindenburg exploding and the traffic reporter's helicopter crashing right in the middle of her broadcast.
THE SIMPSONS	BONUS Bart's Blackboard A comprehensive list of all the things Bart has written on the blackboard during the title sequence of the Simpsons. This just seemed to be a public service we should provide.

	A Wally Pick Fed up with Spam The Spam Letters. This fellah, fed up with receiving Spam, started to write absurd letters back. My favourites are his exchanges with the Nigerian scam artists. Quite amusing, if you enjoy this sort of thing.
	A Murk Pick Art Crimes Uh huh... Okay, my site, which is wayyy cooler, is called Art Crimes. They've got some of the best Graffiti art stuff in the world. I'm trying to get my tags on the site, but so far they claim to see no merit in my 'Murk Was Here.' Man, they're hard asses.
	BONUS A gentle chuckle An ad campaign for a Brazilian Internet company. Good for a gentle chuckle or two. And you don't need to be able to speak Portuguese.

	A Wally Pick Post A Fish Here are the results to a most useful research project determining just what you can send through the mail successfully, unwrapped, with just an address and some postage applied. You'll be impressed to learn you can't mail a helium filled balloon... there's some kind of law.
	A Murk Pick Beverly Hillbilly Dictator I knew a guy who tried to mail himself to Corfu, once. Seemed like a good idea at the time. Anyway, my site this week guesses the dictator and/or television sitcom character you're pretending to be, by asking you a few questions.. Uncanny. I mean... Granny from the Beverly Hillbillies! How'd they know that!?
	BONUS Cod Trod It's a QuickTime VR tour of St. John's, Newfoundland. You can pretend to trod the very same streets the members of Codco once graced!

	A Wally Pick eyebrow-raising Remember the time you were spanking your primate and accidentally electrocuted yourself and how good that felt? Yeah, well, me neither - but this site sells some seriously eyebrow-raising sex toys.
	A Murk Pick amusing signs Or, more accurately, eyebrow-singeing toys, if you're not careful. Me, I'll stick to massaging my prostate with a hand-mixer. Okay, my site this week features photos of amusing signs. For those of you who let their subscription to Games magazine expire.
	BONUS Is it about more ? We try to pretend the Internet is about more than just poontang sites, but who are we kidding?

cA'w	A Wally Pick "wallyicious" Ever decided the world needed a new word for something and coined it yourself? I have. But unfortunately "wallyicious" hasn't seemed to have caught on. There are some other nifty neologisms here, though, that you might want to add to your vocabulary. You can even lobby to have your own new word added.
( .) ( .)	A Murk Pick britney_breasts I know they don't need a new word for "pathetic schmuck who sits around and makes up words nobody wants to use," because they've already got one: Wally. Okay, here's my site - which is wayyy more culturally significant than made-up languages: What's up with that chick Britney Spears' rockets, anyway? They change size more often than Oprah. This site takes an in-depth look at her ever-morphing cup sizes. "Rackitacious" stuff, as Wally might say, hoping to make the dictionary.
(OO) <>	BONUS amuse yourself A little something with which to amuse yourself.

	A Wally Pick GRUBBY CASH You can use this site to track the further adventures of your money after you spend it. That's right - see all the fascinating places your grubby cash gets to after you fork it over for groceries.
	A Murk Pick Y I don't know why Wally would need a site like that. Most of his cash ends up in a sack in one of those rub and tug joints in Richmond Hill. Okay - my site: For those of us who dig dining at the Y.
Tic, Tic, Tic	BONUS I SAID CLOCK It's a hand drawn digital clock. And sorry about the pussy snorkel thing - we have to indulge Murk occasionally.

	A Wally Pick ARCHIVING THE WEB A site devoted to archiving the Web. Try the "Wayback Machine" - you type in the address of your favourite site and it'll show you what it looked like years ago! Last night I waxed nostalgic as I relived my wonderful first glimpses of "Naked News" - back when you could watch the entire show for free!
	A Murk Pick NICE EGGS I'm guessing 'waxed nostalgic' is some kinda euphemism for wanking. Okay, my site is eeggs.com. They tell you all about the 'easter eggs' hidden in software, CDs, movies, videos, TV shows...even a book or two. Sure code writers are a brainy bunch, but who knew the guys in Van Halen could be so clever.
	BONUS WE FOUND IT! The last page of the Internet.

	A Wally Pick medicaltoys http://www.medicaltoys.com Finding myself strangely aroused after my lastest urethral sounding, I did a little research and found this site. It's devoted to medical fetishes. Not only can you freely access their informative articles for nifty ways to spruce up your love life, they'll sell you the authentic gizmos that give this hobby its pizzaz!
	A Murk Pick pornolize I looked up urethral sounding... it's like when they probe your unit with a lobster fork. Yikes. You can include me out. For the more rational types out there, I recommend this site: pornolize.com You go to their site, type in an URL, it goes to the actual site you've chosen, and reconfigures it as a porn site. Wayy hysterical, and the beauty part is - no pop-ups!
	BONUS laparoscopy We struggled with this one, wondering, is it too prurient? And then we remembered what our show is all about. So, here goes... Go to endoscopy and pick "Foreign body - rectum." This little movie has more dramatic tension than Hitchcock at his best, and the pay-off is, we confess with some embarassment, hilarious. Puerile, sure - but no worse than the monkey with the stinky finger...

	A Wally Pick SEX FREE It's a rather amusing site (with films and everything) devoted to the philosophy of sex-free living. The way things have been going for me lately, I could be their L. Ron Hubbard.
	A Murk Pick FINGER FLUTE You'd get laid more often if you actually left the house once in a while... but since you're in a slump, here's just the site to cheer you up. It shows you how to play the finger flute. And yes, I first thought it was a masturbation demo, too. The best part of the site is saying to yourself "Yubibue Yubibue Yubibue...".
	BONUS CELEBRITIES MISSING... It's a page devoted to celebrities who are missing fingers. Why the heck they don't have pictures we'll never understand, but it's better than wallowing in complete ignorance.
	A Murk Pick TONGUE PAGE The Tongue Page. It hasn't been updated for, like, years, but it's still my main source for tongue. They've got pics of long tongues, limber tongues, famous tongues, and a page devoted to a chick with a split tongue - she uses it to hold a Q-tip and clean her own nostrils. Holy crap!
	A Wally Pick CALL A PAYPHONE Indeed. I've frequently lamented the intactness of my own tongue - my nostrils are sadly under serviced as a result. But on to MY pick. It's a site devoted to the pay-phone, featuring actual phone numbers from all over the world. Why not call one and see who answers. Yesterday I had a lovely chat with an innocent passerby in Burkina Fasso.
	BONUS WORLD SEX RECORDS Steve stumbled upon this site while researching his impending vasectomy. It isn't quite as good as he'd hoped it'd be, but still mildly useful - you never know when some of these topics might pop up on Jeopardy.

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