1. The Fetish
Show
(Some of the more unexpected
fetishes include bursting balloons, and men who enjoy wearing
diapers.)
2. Wally's Sick
Show
(Some of the sites visited include
one devoted to xrays of things people have gone to emergency
rooms with stuck in their behinds, and another featuring celebrities
with strange skin ailments.
3. This is Your
Brain on the Internet
(Lowlights include sites where
you can build a virtual cow; buy a product that allows sports
fans to pee down their legs into a bag; and see stuff that's
been yanked out of people's colons.)
4. Solving the
Mystery of Women
(Highlights include a site devoted
to the art of peeing standing up and a women's magazine that
promotes "the art of making your man behave using the secrets
of professional dog trainers.")
5. Murk's New
Thing
(Among the many bizarre possibilities,
we get a look at "possibly the least seen piercing in the
world," and a selection of branded human flesh.)
6. Murk's Cash
Crisis
(We discover there's cash to
be made by appearing in tickling videos, and selling sperm is
more complicated than it looks.)
7. Wally's Narcissus
(We check out on-line plastic
surgery and hi-tech masturbation devices.)
8. Wally's New
Hobby
(Wally investigates several possibilities,
including trepanning - drilling holes in one's own head - and
collecting human bones.)
9. Wally's Muddled
Muse
(A favorite site features photos
of naked people with bags over their heads in some sort of oddball
artistic statement.)
10. Wally's Sex
Tour
(Highlights: an adult film star
jamboree and a website promoting a tour of Chinese drive-through
brothels.)
11. Murk's Reeducation
(More intriguing sites include
an on-line virtual frog dissection and a collection of 1940s
dirty American postcards.)
12. Death Takes
a Deductible Junket
(Murk is most impressed by the
visible man project - images of a body thinly sliced into more
than 1800 entertaining pieces.)
13. Amurkan Gigolo
(Thanks to the web, Murk discovers
there's a 'secret art to thrusting,' and stocks up on some discounted
sex toys.)
14. Murk's Paranoia
(See actual photos of a space-ship
abducting a cow!)
15. WallyFest
(Options run the gamut from the
Naked Mile Run at the University of Michigan to the biker rally
in Sturgis, SD.)
16. If You Were
Murk, Could You Live With Yourself?
(Undue attention is given to
sites that will buy your hair, and others devoted to photos of
roadkill.)
17. MurkCam
(They visit web-cams of a litter
box, a coffee maker and a hamster cage, among others.)
18. A Clockwork
Wally
(Included is The Simulator, a
site which recreates the screamingly dull working day of a fast
food restaurant worker.)
