 
MURK'S PROFILE
| status: |
single, available |
| age: |
22 |
| religion: |
lapsed Wiccan |
| occupation: |
bicycle courier |
| education: |
1/2 year of art college |
| hobbies: |
surfing the web, trying new mind-altering substances,
going to raves, trying to remember what happened yesterday, pissing
off Wally |
| favorite movie: |
Breaking Away |
| last book read: |
TV Guide |
| favorite food: |
pizza made with caffeinated cheese |
| people say you remind them of: |
several uses for Ritalin |
| ideal woman: |
Pamela Anderson mixed with Bjork |
|
describe a great date:
|
"We drink some smart juice and go paint balling,
then we inhale some pilaff and check out a new band. At around
two am we drop some E and hit a rave. If the rave sucks we wait
for the subways to start running again and go home and have wild
sex. If the rave's good we stay til about noon, then go home
and have wild sex. Then her girlfriends come over." |
| Describe your
last date: |
"...I just did..." |
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