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Male Semen.
CHEAP!
I have five jars available, each collected at different times using different wanking techniques.

All kept in freezer.

 

JAR 1 - $40.00

Meal eaten before:

Beverage/drug taken with:

Masturbatory stimulus:

Masturbatory technique:

Birth prediction:

 

 

Tofu veal cutlet, rice cakes

6-pack of Black Label, mushrooms

Michael Ninn's "Latex"

Vacuum cleaner

Will look kinda like me

 

JAR 2 - $40.00

Meal eaten before:

Beverage/drug taken with:

Masturbatory stimulus:

Masturbatory technique:

Birth prediction:

 

 

Kilo of cherries, 6 ears of corn

Bottle Mescal (& the worm)

"Buttman Goes To Rio"

Oiled mango

Will be able to speak Spanish?

 

JAR 3 - $40.00

Meal eaten before:

Beverage/drug taken with:

Masturbatory stimulus:

Masturbatory technique:

Birth prediction:

 

 

Crackers & Ketchup, lots of water

MDMA (home-made)

T ape of "Electric Circus" played in slo-mo

Fleshlight

Kid with good sweat glands

 

JAR 4 - $40.00

Meal eaten before:

Beverage/drug taken with:

Masturbatory stimulus:

Masturbatory technique:

Birth prediction:

 

 

4 peanut butter sandwiches, big banana

Iraqi hash, 3 Heineken

Latest issue of "On Our Backs"

Pulsating shower head

A lesbian

 

JAR 5 - $35.00

Meal eaten before:

Beverage/drug taken with:

Masturbatory stimulus:

Masturbatory technique:

Birth prediction:

 

 

Tofu sardines, head of cabbage

Model airplane glue

The Best-of Juli Ashton

Nina Hartley doll

Might have gills

 If you're interested in buying one of my jars, please email me.

murk@wallyandmurk.com

All semen as is, and no free samples!