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From: Jodie den Haan
To: <wally@wallyandmurk.com>
Subject: great stuff
Date: Tue, 26 Dec 2000 15:21:08 -0500
Just a comment... I discovered your show when tuning in early
to
watch The Larry Sanders Show, and only caught the end of it.
I was very
intrigued by the talking penis I later learned was Wally, and
so watched
the whole show the next time, and every one after (which, admittedly,
is
only four so far). Finally, a place I can indulge in my sick
sense of
humour. I love Internet Slutts. I have directed some of my American
friends to your site, which is hard for me, because although
it's probably
great for you to expand your audience, I am very selfish about
it. I want
to keep something great from the freaken' Americans! For all
I know they
get the show, too, so I may be acting even more dumb than I thought.
At
least it's made in Canada!
Thanks, Jodie
P.S. I'm sure the answer can be found somewhere on your site,
but what is Murk supposed to be? Wally obviously is a penis,
but I don't see that Murk is, unless he's a very skinny penis
reversed!
Oh, I guess this is not "just a comment."
Steve replies,
We've had people guess that Murk is
a very skinny penis, a Fallopian tube,
some kind of swollen gland, and even an anorexic Bart Simpson
homage. In
fact, he's nothing more than the drug-addled, DNA-corrupted,
bastard
offspring of bicycle couriers.
Murk adds,
And proud of it!
Date: Fri, 22 Dec 2000 08:09:56 -0800
From: dlhornba
To: murk@wallyandmurk.com
Subject: Earth to Murk
Hey Wal-boy,
I think I've seen you before. Just can't place where.
And Murk,
So what's with the Marilyn Manson eyeball designs?
Your tin foil episode showed off your acting talents!
For a moment there, I heard alien voices too.
We have lots of bike messengers here in San Francisco.
They all get together once a month in protest and block
most traffic in SF. Hope to see you there sometime.
Please have a second season. US television is borrrrring.
Dan
Steve replies,
I was once madly in love with a juggler
who lived in San Francisco. She was
beautiful, funny, uninhibited. ...then she married a dentist,
fer gawd's
sake.
Wally adds,
He was writing to US, drivel boy. He
doesn't want to hear about your
former alleged relationships.
Murk adds,
Unless you got pictures.
Date: Wed, 20 Dec 2000 22:25:06 -0800
From: jeff conners
To: wally@wallyandmurk.com
Subject: previous shows
HI guys, I watched your show for the first time on 19 Dec
00 and thought
it was an incredible mix of pop culture, humour and social critique
... I was
wondering if there are reruns planned, particularily for the
19 dec show.
I am a youth addictions counsellor who realizes that many of
the kids I work with
watch a lot of tv and thus work relevant shows into the information
I provide.
If I knew when this was showing again I would suggest they all
watch it.
I look forward to hearing from you. Keep up the good work!!!
Jeff Conners
Murk replies,
See that, Wally? I'm a ROLE MODEL.
Steve replies,
Since it will be months and months before
that particular episode airs
again (if ever) we're going to send Jeff a bootleg copy.
Wally adds,
..and Murk's phone number, too, I hope.
For the good of all mankind.
Date: Mon, 18 Dec 2000 19:27:43 -0600
From: Mike Smith
To: wally@wallyandmurk.com
Subject: Random thoughts and other weird stuff
I just watched the "WallyFest" episode again for the
sixth, seventh,
er....billionth time! Just too damn funny for words!...
Ya know...in the outtakes...when Wally was wearing the big
bushy
eyebrows...he kinda looked like Bert from Sesame Street. Well,
at least
we won't see Big Bird in bondage gear...I'm sure we won't...dear
God I
hope not. Auughh!
Hmmm....
Wally (as Bert): "Sesame Street....brought to you by
the letter X"
Ok...I'm digressing.
I was wondering....what...um....ointment was Wally using that
he wasn't
allowed to touch the "toys" at the beginning of the
show?
Sodomania! (That's Siberian for See you later!)
P.S. - So....when does the new season start? :-)
Mike
Steve replies,
I'm not sure what the ointment is called,
but it's usually applied using a
long swizzle stick kind of thing and the nurse always looks at
you like a
disappointed mother while she does it.
As for a second season... we still don't
know if we'll be back. Apparently
the Network has had some trouble finding advertisers who aren't
scared away
by the content of the show. Maybe we should find out who manufactures
that ointment stuff...
From: Karen Csoli
To: <wally@wallyandmurk.com>
Subject: merry xmas / great show
Date: Mon, 18 Dec 2000
Greetings from The Ancient One. Hello Wally and Murk.
Merry Christmas from Hamilton Ontario. My compliments on your
show. After
watching it I laughed, I cried, I soiled myself and others...
My name is
Micheal . I am a psychic here in Hamilton . May the New Year
bring you
continued success,
FOREVER IN PEACE MICHEAL TEAL
Murk replies,
A psychic, huh? Okay, I'm thinking of
a number between one and ten.
Wally replies,
He didn't say he was a mentalist. He's
a psychic. There's a big difference.
He can't read minds. All he can do is tell you that he's had
a vision of
you being run over by a careering dump truck... a much more satisfying
talent, if you ask me.
From: Stephen Clark
To: <murk@wallyandmurk.com>
Subject: Tuesday bites
Date: Sat, 16 Dec 2000 00:19:03 -0500
Internet Slutts is the first show I felt I had to email to
express
my love for.... I found the show as I'm sure many others have...
One
night I decided to get piss-drunk before watching Tom Green (or
it just
happened on its own... I can't remember) and didn't have the
coordination
to change the channel afterwards. I sat through your show and
- laughing
my ass off - I decided to try it while sober... I still love
the show.
.. keep up the clever work.
Stephen Clark
Wally replies,
Thank you. There is no higher compliment
creative folks can receive than to
hear that their work passes muster without the aid of alcohol.
Murk replies,
He was trying to be nice, you putz.
Date: 6 Dec 00 05:13:58 MST
From: darksentient
To: wally@wallyandmurk.com
Subject: NEW EPISODES???
Hey Wally!
I love the show, high point of my week actually.
(Mention that and I'll deny it!!!) :-)
Anyway...questions;
Are any new episodes in the works?
Have you guys been(gulp)canceled?!
Curious,and needing to know.
John
Seasons Greetings!
John G. replies,
Thanks for the good wishes.
Steve is out of town for a few days so you may want to ask The
Comedy Network
by sending an e-mail to mail@thecomedynetwork.ca
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