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Subject: Re: A message to Wally and Murk fans.
Date: Sat, 17 Feb 2001
From: j d
To: gundy@globalserve.net
That sucks that you are getting shut down, i will definetly
send a letter.
But what about a show that is broadcast off of the net like u
8 tv?
Subject: Re: A message to Wally and Murk fans.
Date: Sat, 17 Feb 2001
From: Jenise Silva
To: gundy@globalserve.net
Hey guys - sorry to hear the news :-( We will certainly do
our part here
in the US and send some friendly snail mail to the network.....
Subject: Re: A message to Wally and Murk fans.
Envelope-to: gundy@globalserve.net
Date: Wed, 14 Feb 2001
From: Burke Campbell
You mentioned that the Comedy Network might be more impressed
with "snail
mail," urging them to keep Internet Slutts on. I began to
wonder if they
would be equally impressed with "Slug Mail." I have
always wanted to take
off all my clothes, write "Let the Bastards Live!"
on my bare back, smear
clear gel all over my naked body, and then "wriggle"
towards the Comedy
Network offices. I would be a kind of "Living, Crying, Begging
Letter" to
the network executives, making them understand how intelligent
and
passionate your average fan is...
Signed,
Senor Slug
Subject: Re: Is This Goodbye From Wally And
Murk?
Date: Thu, 15 Feb 2001 00:22:01 GMT
From: Elvis Presley
Newsgroups: alt.tv.internet-slutts
click to read more
That's a damn shame, John. Please give my regards to the whole
crew
from all your fans here in the Netherlands, and to Wally and
Murk, of
course :)
Hopefully we'll see the second season yet, I'll be mailing
them later
tonight with a polite plea... :)
As for the number of fans you have here - Judging by the number
of
people who I've had to burn the CD for, there's many big fans
here, and
a whole bunch more who enjoyed someone else's copy. Maybe this
illicit
copying of the show on CD will get you the recognition you deserve
yet
- I'll be adding the below message to the next version of the
CD.
Thanks for the great show, and all the best for the future
to you all.
We're looking forward to experiencing unnatural acts. Um, the
new show,
I meant, of course...
- Elvis Presley, the Netherlands
Subject: Internet Slutts
Date: Thu, 15 Feb 2001 12:04:56 -0500 (EST)
From: Brandon
To: gundy@globalserve.net, ..., mail@thecomedynetwork.ca
How can one explain Wally and Murk? I remember when I first
saw an ad for it
during South Park and was recommended it at school so I turned
it on one night and
watched it. I loved the show even after only seeing one episode.
It's interesting
to see the sites they go on and Wally and Murk are a great dynamic
duo. I will
miss this show.
Sincerely,
Brandon
Subject: I'll miss you guys
Date: Thu, 15 Feb 2001 08:55:11 -0700
From: John Mullen
To: gundy@globalserve.net
I'm really sad to hear that the network won't renew you.
I hope you know that your fans know you would have gotten
better numbers is they had you on in a
consistent time slot. I hope that a new media company will hear
of your plight and pick you up for web
broadcast.
Wally and Murk will be remembered by all of us that lived
the beginning of the information age, and
showed us that technology can be twisted to suit our own perverse
desires, and interests. Thank you it means we're not alone.
If all else fails, bring Wally and Murk to Burning Man this
year, with all the silicon valley types there,
they would be heralded as gods. If not maybe I'll find some tapes
of the show and show it off in our
camp. ( if you don't sue my ass.)
Good luck, my letter to the comedy network is in the mail.
John Mullen.
p.s. : if you ever make a live action version I'd like to
play murk, since it wouldn't be much of a stretch ,
since I already am Murk.
p.p.s. : Keep offending people,it's the only way to know if
they are listening.
Subject: Re: A message to Wally and Murk fans.
Date: Thu, 15 Feb 2001 09:27:13 -0500
From: Blair
To: gundy@globalserve.net>
John,
Simply put, Its their loss. Sorry to hear about the interruption
in creative
thought.
Subject: Re: A message to Wally and Murk fans.
Date: Wed, 14 Feb 2001 18:35:53 -0800
From: Jeff Hohner
To: gundy@globalserve.net
Hey guys! Thanks for keeping me in touch with Wally-and-Murkdom.
Sorry to hear about your hour of
need. I mailed the following by post. Good luck and thanks for
all the laughs. I look forward to more
Slutts and/or other unnatural acts.
Jeff Hohner
Feb 14, 2001
Ed Robinson
VP Programming
The Comedy Network
P.O. Box 9, Stn. O
Toronto, ON
M4A 2M9
Dear Mr. Robinson,
Please renew Internet Slutts. I and my friends will be very
disappointed not to enjoy another season sharing the
adventures of Wally and Murk.
I waste a lot of time watching your network. My comedy
tastes are wide ranging. I enjoy Gavin Crawford, The Itch,
Just for Laughs, and Tom Green. But...
I have never laughed so hard as when watching the slutts
surf, kibitz and philosophize.
Their humour is the most honest and contemporary I've ever
seen. I believe they are this generation's Lenny Bruce (in an
apolitical, hedonistic kinda way). Lenny wasn't particularly
popular with the advertisers either. Those who hawk soap are
always a little slow to recognize art. Please give the makers
of this fine show a little longer to make an impression on the
conservative types.
I am a 40 year old designer. I work with computers. In my
youth, I worked as a bicycle courier. I have a penis.
Yours sincerely,
Jeff Hohner
Subject: Re: A message to Wally and Murk fans.
Date: Wed, 14 Feb 2001 17:01:23 -0800
From: Bill K.
To: gundy@globalserve.net
This is a real shame.
I think the problem was with the TV network's poor promotion
for the
program. At a gathering last fall, with about ten other people
who were
familiar with The Tom Green Show (which was on just before Slutts
at the
time), only one other person knew of Internet Slutts. What they
should've done was air the funny bits showing just how sick and
twisted
the show is during their advertisements for the show, and it
would most
likely have raised enough interest and drawn more viewers. With
the
adverts they aired, the only impression most people probably
got of it
was "just another cheap and crappy Canadian show on the
Comedy Network".
Anyways, to be optimistic, in this age when comedy networks
on both
sides of the border (TCN AND Comedy Central) are running out
of ideas
(hint: the aforementioned networks both now pass off "Battlebots"
as
comedy), they should come back begging to you for more. Either
that, or
they'll settle for some toned-down imitator.
This, I find hard to believe. Weren't the Aussies showing
nudity on TV
long before any of us were? Weren't the Brits the ones that gave
us
envelope-pushers like Monty Python, Blackadder, and Bottom long
before
they became in vogue on this continent? Also, why is Slutts too
extreme
when our American neighbours are now producing shows like TV
Funhouse
(which I understand has shown scenes with puppets being fellated)
and
Jackass (which can result in disastrous real-life consequences)?
Will do.
Subject: Message AWAY!!!!!!
Date: Wed, 14 Feb 2001 19:35:29 -0500
From: Keith D.
To: gundy@globalserve.net
Dont give up. Michelle and I count on you. I personally have
sent a mail in
both our names. FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT! (as only a 2 foot penis
could).
thanks, keith.
Subject: RE: [Fwd: A message to Wally and Murk fans.]
Date: Wed, 14 Feb 2001 19:15:10 -0500
From: Brian Dust
To: gundy@globalserve.net
Dear Steve Westren et el;
Your show is great, and I hope it is able to be resurrected!
Part of the
appeal is the outrageous creativity of the staff.
I will write a snail mail letter to the Comedy Network pleading
for its
revival.
Best of luck,
Brian Dust
Subject: Re: A message to Wally and Murk fans.
Date: Wed, 14 Feb 2001 16:43:51 -0000
From: Garrett
To: gundy@globalserve.net
John-
Is there any way to actually get copies of the show on VHS?
Living in the
USA I never got to actually see the show...
Garrett
Nashville, TN
USA
Subject: Re: A message to Wally and Murk Crew
Date: Wed, 14 Feb 2001 14:51:39 -0800
From: Mary Sennwald
To: gundy@globalserve.net
I WILL be sending a letter.
By the way Happy Valentines Day, and bless you all for the
myriad of smiles
you have brought to me and my degenerate friends LOL You guys
are
WONDERFUL! *smooches* Thank you!!!!
Mary Sennwald
Subject: A message to Wally and Murk's creators.
Date: Wed, 14 Feb 2001 14:50:19 -0800
From: Bruce Dust
To: gundy@globalserve.net
Thank you for the e-mail. I've been perplexed for the past couple
of weeks
when your terriffic show hasn't been on Tuesdays at 23h30. Depressing
really. My e-mail has been sent, and my snail mail is on the
way also. In
the (God forbid) event that the show isn't resurrected, are there
any plans
to sell the series on video tape; through the web site perhaps?
I know my
brother and I would purchase the episodes, provided they can
be priced
reasonably. Your show is highly entertaining (I laughed so hard
I almost
peed my pants on numerous occaisions) and hopefully it will survive.
Keep up the excellent work!
Bruce Dust
Subject: Re: A message to Wally and Murk fans.
Date: Wed, 14 Feb 2001 16:19:35 -0500
To: gundy@globalserve.net
Thanks for the heads up, John. E-mail is on the way to comedy
network. Will
also try to send snail mail if you think it will help the cause..
I would
also like to post a copy of your e-mail to me at my work place
so that other
fans that I work with will have the opportunity to help you in
this noble
cause... Lots of luck!!!
Subject: Re: A message to Wally and Murk fans.
Date: Wed, 14 Feb 2001 16:15:00 -0500
From: Martin
To: gundy@globalserve.net
Dear John,
Well, this is disappointing news. Rest assured the folks at
CTV (Ed et al) will be
hearing from me! How dare they!
Subject: RE: A message to Wally and Murk fans.
Date: Wed, 14 Feb 2001 15:16:24 -0500
From: Alan J. Fleming
To: gundy@globalserve.net
dear slutts people
i loved your show greatly and in addition to sending a letter
was wondering
if it would be possible to purchase the last season of internet
slutts
big fan
Alan
Subject: Re: A message to Wally and Murk fans.
Date: Wed, 14 Feb 2001 14:15:16 -0500
From: James McDone
To: <gundy@globalserve.net>
Dear Gundy:
That's sad that Internet Slutts won't be renewed. I like the
show, it's
very funny. I have an idea, why don't you guys put Internet Slutts
on the
net. If lots of people see the website, why not combine the two
(the show
and the website)
James
Subject: RE: A message to Wally and Murk fans.
Date: Wed, 14 Feb 2001 10:48:26 -0800
From: Shaun Shulba
To: gundy@globalserve.net
John, I know exactly how it goes. It does not matter how good
you are, its
all about the ads man ! Unless you get on HBO :)
I have a couple of suggestions. Drop an email to jd@techtalkshow.com
(A
buddy) and tell Josh the story. He has a syndicated radio show
"Tech Talk"-
you never know. Also, drop the guys at userfriendly.org an email.
Good Luck.
Shaun Shulba
Subject: Re: A message to Wally and Murk fans.
Date: Wed, 14 Feb 2001 13:17:40 -0500
From: William Skallerup
To: gundy@globalserve.net
Uhhhhm - a show that is too extreme for Australia hasn't got
a hope in the
states - let it go!
This way the limited number of shows that were produced will
become
priceless treasures of art. Trust me on this - save the original
shows and
all the out takes plus all the props. You will become very rich
men some
day.
Date: 4 Feb 2001
From: krista lewis
Subject: Go East Young Man!
You may or may not be aware of the vast number of Internet
Slutts' fans here
and around Halifax, Nova Scotia. What do you say about performing
and
lecturing a bit closer to the Atlantic? Sure would love to check
you out and
I promise, I will drug and drag all of my friends with me. Let
me
know......Thanks
Your semi-super fan, Krista :)
Wally replies,
We would love to head down east and
do a lecture tour some day. However,
Murk has been banned from all commercial flights in Canada for
the next
several months, due to an unfortunate incidence of air-rage.
Murk adds,
As I've explained like a million times,
it wasn't air-rage. We'd hit some
major turbulance and I was trying to see if I could do a zero
gravity float
down the aisle. As if no-one's ever tried THAT before.
Wally concludes,
I stand corrected.
Murk adds a codicil,
But you probably should know I've been
barred from entering the ShoeBox
ever again... and they're trying to pin that bug infestation
at Pleasant
Point on me...
Date: Fri, 26 Jan 2001
From: buggy
To: wally@wallyandmurk.com
Subject: New fetishes
(We asked people to invent a new fetish... here's a very impressive
reply:)
Well...
One type of new fetish that I would invent must involve Jell-O
and those
little toys you get from vending machines (kinda like Kindersurprise,
but cheaper). Just imagine how the Jell-O would feel as it squishes
between your toes....ooo....I'm getting chills. With the little
toys,
you can have them trudging through the Jell-O and play a game
of "Hide
the little toy wagon"...if ya know what I mean.
Another fetish would involve a hand mixer, 5 fridge magnets,
several
kilos of Venezuelan coffee (aka Venezuelan Mud), and a fountain
pen. I
wouldn't use those wimpy, flat magnets. I'd suggest using fridge
magnets
that look like the state of Florida or even better...one with
a Preston
Manning caricature.
Anyway...I must go to the local Wal-Mart and buy some of those
little
vending machine toys.
Sodomania! (That's Siberian for See you later!)
Murk adds,
I don't know about that first one. Once
I accidentally slipped and landed
butt-first on this little plastic solider that came in a box
of Crackerjack
and man, there's NO amount of Jello that could put a good spin
on that
experience.
From: Roussel, Pierre
To: wally@wallyandmurk.com
Subject: where are you???
Date: Wed, 24 Jan 2001
Is there any chance for you guys to get back on the air? We miss
you.
Steve replies,
We hope we'll be back in some form or
another, but nothing's been confirmed
yet. We miss sending our goofy little show out into the world
every week,
too.
From: Ian Winterton
To: murk@wallyandmurk.com
Subject: spunk
Date: Thu, 4 Jan 2001 16:12:50 -0000
Hey guys,
My wife and I would like to try for a kid with your baby-batter.
Do you do
requests? How about eating horse pizza so our kid can have a
future in the
sort of movies you guys seem to watch a lot of.
Cheers,
Ian
Murk replies,
Funny you should mention it, but I still
have several jars of population
paste available for sale. I can't guarantee what size wand your
kid'll be
born with, but you CAN count on this - he'll know what to do
with it.
Wally adds,
Ahhh yes, Murk's penis. A veritable
Playstation made of flesh.
From: Noah Brunn
To: "'wally@wallyandmurk.com'" <wally@wallyandmurk.com>
Subject: Online clips
Date: Thu, 4 Jan 2001 11:21:43 -0800
Your show is awesome, and it hits the nail right on the head
as far as an
audience: young bored internet surfers. My friends and I watched
it and
lauged our asses off. We are still chuckling about it....
Keep up the good work, and keep flossing, Wally
Wally replies,
Ask any woman and she'll tell you, a
man who flosses is a man she'll bang.
It's a potent aphrodisiac, believe you me.
Murk adds,
I should explain. Wally's been using
that new Zoloft-flavoured floss and
he's prone to hallucinations...
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