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From: TIMOTHY TYLER
To: <wally@wallyandmurk.com>
Subject: thank you
Date: Mon, 27 Nov 2000 13:25:52 -0500
Hi this is your fan Gregg Tyler... I like all of your episodes.
I
think they kick ass. I like the websites you found for the shows.
They're
cool. I especially like The Simulator. I played it but it gets
kinda boring
when you play it lots of times.... I've been thinking about building
a
Murk statue in my room.
Greg, Kamloops B.C.
Wally replies,
Aha! You get full points for becoming
bored by The Simulator, as that is
apparently the goal of the piece. Bravo!
As for this Murk statue... I'm a tad
concerned. Would you use it as a hat
rack, or will it be the focus of some misguided pagan idolatry?
Because if
it's the latter, you might wish to reconsider and erect a life-sized
likeness of a more suitable role model: me. Not only will it
demonstrate
your worldliness to all who enter your room, it makes a handy
hockey-glove
stretcher.
Date: Thu, 23 Nov 2000 20:37:06 -0800
To: wally@wallyandmurk.com
From: rab
Subject: Season Two...?
Just caught the "Death takes a Deductible Junket" episode
and enjoyed it tremendously. Guys, your series
succeeds in combining some very sharp satire along with
some great, twisted wit to give the viewer a unique and
original experience. Thank you for your efforts.
Now ... having seen most every episode twice, I am com-
pelled to inquire about the status of Season Two? I'd like
to think The Comedy Network has the good sense to re-
cognize a special program when it has one! Have any
decisions been made in this regard?
Here's hoping we'll have many more years of adventures
with Wally and Murk in the basement!
With high hopes for a funny future...
Richard Berger
Steve replies,
Thanks for the good wishes. We especially
like that line of yours in the
second paragraph, "I'd like to think The Comedy Network
has the good sense
to recognize a special program when it has one!" Just might
get that
embroidered on a big tea cosy and sent up to the poobahs at the
Network.
(Followed shortly thereafter by a couple of hookers... in case
they miss
the point.)
From: Adam Peters
To: <wally@wallyandmurk.com>
Subject: Great Job
Date: Sun, 19 Nov 2000 18:15:49 -0800
Hi guys (term used loosely)
My roomate stumbled on your show one night after I had gone
to bed (I think
my net connection was down, hence no reason to be awake). I was
awakened by
screams of "Oh my god, there is a penis surfing the web!"
Needless to say,
I was out of bed pretty quickly, but to my dissappointment, it
wasn't a
penis, but simply Wally. I watched the show anyway, and have
been hooked
ever since.
All I want to say is that I am so jealous, I wish my job consisted
of
searching the web for the most 'interesting' websites, instead
of it just
being my hobby. Need an intern?
Keep up the good work, and if I find anything interesting
I'll let you know.
ADAM
PS: It doesn't matter what time the show is on. We're geeks,
its not like
we're doing anything else!
From: travis strojsa
To: <wally@wallyandmurk.com>
Subject: I love your show
Date: Sun, 19 Nov 2000 15:25:40 -0800
Hi. Just a quick note to let you guys know that I think your
show
is possibly the funniest I have seen ever. Every night when I
come in I
check the Comedy Network to see when and if you guys are on.
I always sit there with a pen and paper taking down website locations,
and
sometimes I can even get thru. (Sprint Canada can be pretty anal
about
where you go.) Hopefully, your show will last a long time. It's
too bad
that every time I find a show like yours which is entertaining
and
informative ( in your own unique way ) somehow, someway, it usually
gets
cancelled. I'm rubbing my lucky rabbit's foot for you guys. So
keep up
the good work. True humour, as we know, is not always pretty...
Yours Sincerely
Travis
Steve replies,
Thanks! If we can get enough of our
viewers to practice similar voodoo on
our behalf, we just might be able to stay on the air a long long
time.
From: Mabelline Murray
To: <wally@wallyandmurk.com>
Subject: About you...
Date: Mon, 13 Nov 2000 19:00:42 -0500
Hey Wally! Hi Murk! How the hell are ya'? All I have to say about
your site is: I LIKE IT! You guys are some pretty sick puppies
with a
coupl'a issues! I was coming down off a triple cappuccino rush
late one
night and caught your show about 'Nude-in-Public.com' and I laughed
so
much I woke myself up completely and went back to designing my
websites...
Thanks for the laughs! I have made your site my homepage! Quite
a change
from New York Times.com. Cheers!,
Mabelline Murray
Senior Vice President, NuTalent Music Inc.
From: Mustang Mermaid
To: <wally@wallyandmurk.com>
Subject: your show
Date: Mon, 13 Nov 2000 15:08:17 -0500
Hello guys.. I was given the chance to see your show today
since my
web site {realm of the mustangmermaid} was featured
in your Internet
Slutts series... wonderful job guys.. I have not laughed that
hard in a
long,,, long,,, time.. keep up the good work... MM.
From: shawn hayward
To: <wally@wallyandmurk.com>
Subject: new viewer
Date: Wed, 15 Nov 2000 00:58:24 -0700
Hi, I'm a new viewer. I heard about your show from some of
the guys at
work - being that we're all computer geeks (I work for Hewlett
Packard) A
lot of people are talking about the show. I tuned in to see what
everone
was talking about and I laughed my ass off. The exploding whale
was cool. I
though I'd check out the site, went to msn, typed in Internet
Sluts, and
after going through about 200 porn sites I realized I wanted
the sluts with
2 t's. Love the show - keep up the great work.
Shawn
Steve replies,
Yeah... I guess maybe we could have
thought through the name thing a little
better. Still, I prefer our name to what the Network suggested:
"Whores
Who Surf."
From: Christina
To: <wally@wallyandmurk.com>
Subject: cool show
Date: Wed, 15 Nov 2000 01:56:50 -0800
I love the phallic guy, he rocks. About time there was a show
with a
talking penis. Keep up the good work. Christina
From: hsevibe
To: <wally@wallyandmurk.com>
Subject: a job well done, lads
Date: Tue, 7 Nov 2000 02:13:39 -0800
Internet Slutts...I cannot find the words. An unbelievable achievment,
gentlemen. Truly. I watch each episode religiously, taping them
for
posterity. The wife and I finally agree on a show. The tape circulates
amongst my circle of deadbeat cable-less friends, who profess
utter
devotion of their own right. Season two? When? Dammit, when?
Not soon
enough. Messrs. Westren, Meschkuleit, and Stefaniuk, you have
done
unbelievably well. Kudos to you and keep them coming.... Thanks
again.
Trevor Fielding
Steve replies,
We can't claim ALL the credit - except
perhaps for being sneaky enough to
put only our three names at the beginning of the show. Slutts
wouldn't have
happened without the brilliant work of John Gundy (who also runs
this web
site), his wonderful partner Janice Merson - who somehow convinced
people
to let us use their web sites, Alpha Geek and Saskatchewan legend
Brian
Stockton, Revolver stalwart Allan Weinrib - who scammed us oodles
of
equipment and services, our editor Kyle Mac Donald, who STILL
has
nightmares, and our redoubtable director of photography Brent
J. Craig.
As for season two... we're keeping our
fingers crossed...
From: pingu
Subject: Uhhh, stuff
To: wally@wallyandmurk.com
Date: Fri, 10 Nov 2000 20:48:44 -0600 (CST)
First off, great show. Did you know that Wally looks remarkably
like male
genitals? Uncanny resemblance. Anyhow, as to your little question
about how
I found the site and stuff, I watched Internet Slutts when it
was on Friday
nights after seing the commercials on the Comedy Network, then
when I saw
Mr. Show in place of it one night I got pissed and thought you
went off the
air, then after downloading the new mIRC I was reminded of Murk
whose name
sounds similar to how I pronounce mIRC, and I checked your website
and saw
that you were on Tuesdays. This sucks, because I can't watch
it Tuesdays,
make it Friday nights or Saturday or something, whine to Comedy
Network
until you get your way. And your site is great, except it overloads
my 56k
with images, but I don't mind, and now I forgot what I was going
to ask
you... damn, ahh well. Oh yeah: if you're looking for people
with no life to
surf the internet for weird stuff, gimme a holler. I have absolutely
no life
and I tend to be reclusive inside my house a lot of the time.
Pingu
Wally replies,
Interesting. Now we're getting mail
from penguins.
Date: Thu, 09 Nov 2000 18:54:41 -0400
From: Michael Hirtle
To: wally@wallyandmurk.com
Subject: what's happening??
I learned about your show by watching the Tom Green show and
then right
after that there were you guys, but now since that stupid show
took your
guys spot after Tom Green I can't find when you are on.
When is your show on now??
Oh, and tell the Comedy Network that a loyal viewer of Internet
Slutts
hates the show that took your spot and he wants you guys back
at the
same time you were before.
Steve replies,
I'll pass along your sentiments but
I have a feeling the Network will
respond the way they usually respond to me: They say, hey, there's
something on your shirt, I look down, and they poke me in the
nose. I fall
for it every damned time.
From: TIMOTHY TYLER
To: <wally@wallyandmurk.com>
Subject: new e-mail address
Date: Mon, 6 Nov 2000 20:22:17 -0500
...I dressed up as Murk at a Halloween party at
somebody's house and got a couple of comments about my costume.
... I got
some cardboard to make his hair and painted it yellow and wrapped
plastic
on it. For the eyes I also used cardboard and colored it yellow,
for the
nose I put ketchup on it, for his clothing I put a blue vest
on and
underneath it a white shirt. And maybe next year I'II dress up
as Wally.
And I think the show rocks
A big fan Gregg Tyler Kamloops B.C.
Murk replies,
You dressed up as ME for Halloween?
I get half your loot!!!
Wally replies,
Dress up as ME next year, you'll score
a lot more than candy.
Date: Tue, 7 Nov 2000 20:42:29 -0800 (PST)
From: DarK LorD
Subject: can i meet wally?
To: wally@wallyandmurk.com
Ok, you guys have the funniest show on tv, even funnier
than balloon heads [ canadian short films ]. I came
across your show after having sex for the third time in
one nite, and my girlfriend screamed, " THATS ONE BIG
COCK!!!" and I didnt know what to think seeing as I
was still zipping up and didn't see the tv yet... and
then saw Wally walkin around.. and started to get a
little nervous, then a little hungry, and then REALLY
REALLY HORNY again....... ANYWAYS, yeah and it's a
great show and I wish I could buy a DVD or something
with all the episodes and some extra special things
on it like the making of Wally and Murk. And one
thing: don't change anything, it's the best!!!
Wally replies,
Glad I could be of assistance. I'm a
bit confused about the part where I
made you hungry, but to each his own, I suppose.
From: Loren Price
To: <wally@wallyandmurk.com>
Subject: good job!!
Date: Mon, 6 Nov 2000 21:29:07 -0600
Hey how's it going? Great show. I hope, nay, I PRAY that the
Comedy
Network has you guys back for at least another season. I accidentally
stumbled across the show one nite, while channel surfing in vain,
and have
been hopelessly addicted since. Keep up the excellent work, Butch.
Steve replies,
Butch, you've just given us a great
idea for merchandising: Wally shaped
votive candles!
From: Dawn & Clarence Hemeon
To: <wally@wallyandmurk.com>
Subject: Comments on Show
Date: Tue, 7 Nov 2000 16:00:03 -0400
Hi Guys,
Internet Slutts is one of the funniest and freshest things
on the boob tube
in quite some time. Please keep up the great work.
Regards,
Clarence Hemeon
Dartmouth, NS
Steve replies,
Thanks! By the way, it was a delectable
batch o' clams from John's on
Eastern Passage that was responsible for Murk coming to me in
a dream, I'm
pretty sure.
From: Kevin R.
To: <wally@wallyandmurk.com>
Subject: your show
Date: Sat, 4 Nov 2000 19:15:07 -0800
Dear Wally and Murk,
Let me start off on how much I love your show. One day a few
months
back I was surfing the boob box and I spotted Internet Slutts.
What's this?
I thought. I went to check it out and I've been a dedicated viewer
ever
since, I've even got a friend regularly tuning in, so keep it
up guys....
Where was the concept of two puppets on surfing totally obscure
web
sites concieved anyway? What are your future ideas? It's too
bad you had to
get switched to Tuesday nights, Fridays were much better, (sit
down with a
cold brew or five and tune in .) Was it tough to convince the
CRTC Nazi's
to put the show on the air? Well I'm not going to make this too
long
so, give er' shit guys cause I'm there, later
Kevin a.k.a "Zug"
Steve replies,
Internet Slutts was more or less conceived
as an alibi. As soon as I
got on line for the first time I found myself wallowing in filth
and
depravity and thought, "I'd better make up some kind of
TV show idea to
cover this behaviour, because somebody out there might be monitoring
this." We haven't had any problems with the CRTC (yet).
11.30 pm is
probably past their bed time. As for why we were moved, we're
apparently a
'niche' show, and the Network is trying to determine where in
the week we
do our niching best.
Date: Fri, 03 Nov 2000 20:51:50 -0800
From: R Grist
To: wally@wallyandmurk.com
Subject: How it happened
Wally,
I was up at 4.30 AM with my tooth throbbing after a root canal
that went
badly. Got up to try some warm milk & wait till the Advil
started to
take some of the edge off. I tuned into the Comedy Network. And
THAT was
how I discovered the wide wired weird world of Wallyand Murk!
Sure as
Hell a LOT more fun than a root canal.
Finding the site, now that was a little more tricky. My pain-frazzled
nervous system later mis-remembered your name as 'Joey,' not
Wally.
Eventually I tumbled to Google search, and with various combinations
involving the name of your drug wacked out friend Murk I got
to here.
Hope you recovered from your artistic self discovery whilst
wearing that
STOP sign and bravely going forth into the traffic. Say, could
you
please post the list of sites you go to on the show onto your
site?
Some of them are a riot, but trying to remember them at 4.30
in the
morning after you had a root canal can be, well, a bit taxing.
Bob Grist
Wally replies,
I am indeed flattered that you thought
I was named after a baby kangaroo.
As for my little artistic misadventure, even the greats screw
up
occasionally. I mean, have you ever really looked closely at
Michelangelo's
David? His feet are enormous. Much bigger than they need to be,
especially
when compared proportionately to his unit.
As for listing the sites featured in
each episode, they can be found in our
Show Links section.
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