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Date: Fri, 20 Oct 2000 18:26:14 -0600
From: Roly
To: wally@wallyandmurk.com
Subject: (no subject)
The funniest show on television!
You must keep me up to date on schedule changes. I wasn't
informed of
the shift to Tuesday.
Roly.
Steve replies,
Our experiment with the sandwich boards
obviously didn't work. Next time,
we'll hire a sidewalk chalk artist and hope for a patch of dry
weather. (As
you can see, we don't have much of a budget for these things...)
From: chris weston
To: wally@wallyandmurk.com
Subject: Where Did You Go?
Date: Sat, 21 Oct 2000 09:26:10 PDT
What happened to Friday nights at 11.30pm? Now that you have
moved I no longer
can watch your show.
Steve replies,
Unfortunately, we lost our coveted Friday
night slot in a poker game. I
thought I had a flush... but spades and clubs... evidently they're
not the
same suit, despite their being the same colour. I have so much
to learn
about this game.
From: trevor at elm street
Date: Wed, 25 Oct 2000 02:07:11 -0400
To: wally@wallyandmurk.com
Very VERY cool show.......even better than Kevin Spencer
(the alcoholic, chainsmoking sociopath).
You ROCK. keep it up.
Date: Wed, 25 Oct 2000 00:11:56 -0300
From: Harry Ryan
To: wally@wallyandmurk.com
Subject: Love the show
Love the show. Very well written. Do you plan to do anymore?
Actually found the show by accident. Didn't see any ads for
it. Just
happened to be tuned in about a month ago and started watching
it. Got
hooked immediately.
Haven't missed it since. Any plans to sell it south of the
border? I'm
surprised MTV or Comedy Central hasn't come calling.
Here's hoping for a second season.
Steve replies,
Thanks! The Comedy Network is cautiously
optimistic about bringing us
back, so we're crossing our fingers. As far as the show in its
current
format ever appearing in America, it's not looking so good...
apparently we
scare them. Big time.
From: Dave Goodwin
To: <wally@wallyandmurk.com>
Subject: How I found the show
Date: Mon, 23 Oct 2000 05:07:58 -0400
I live in Hamilton, On, and the cable company I subscribe to,
until
recently, didn't offer the Comedy Network. So when they finally
did, I
spent much of my free time watching everything that was on. I
kept
seeing commercials for the show that first week and couldn't
believe my
eyes. I mean a giant talking penis, I nearly pissed myself laughing.
I
loved the show and tuned in every Friday and now Tuesdays. These
guys
beat "Ed the Sock" hands down. I especially love the
outtakes at the end
of the shows. Thanks
Later, Dave
Subject: Want to buy your episodes
Date: Sat, 21 Oct 2000
From: TIMOTHY TYLER
To: <wally@wallyandmurk.com>
Hi! my name is Gregg Tyler and I'm a big fan of your show.
I want to purchase all of your episodes. How much would it cost?...
John replies,
Sorry but our contract with The Comedy
Network won't let us sell tapes yet.
We will try to send you a note when they do go on sale.
ps. Greg, I sent you a response but my e-mail was returned.
Date: Wed, 18 Oct 2000
To: wally@wallyandmurk.com
From: rab
Subject: If? IF?
I bid you good day, Wallace and young Murk...
I've noticed that in a couple of your replies, you've said
"IF The Comedy Network renews the show for a 2nd
season..." What's the deal with that? Can the boy's
future really be in question? Probably the most original,
edgy and creative program on the air, "Internet Slutts"
demands a 2nd season and more. Verily!
Okay, I need to sleep now. Go away.
Durk
Murk's Crazed Cousin
Date: Wed, 18 Oct 2000
From: Bruce Dust
To: wally@wallyandmurk.com
Subject: the show...
Found the show completely by accident one evening while channel
surfing
for Duckman reruns. What a pleasant surprise!!! (Actually the
show's
the funniest thing I've seen in quite a long time...GENIUS!!!)
Moving
it to Tuesday nights was a bit of a dirty trick, but will now
be easier
to see each week.
Great show, keep up the good work!
Bruce
Steve replies,
If you think us being moved to Tuesdays
was sneaky, wait til we get moved
to our next time-slot: a twenty inch TV mounted on top of an
old van
that'll drive random patterns at random times through the towns
and cities
of Canada. Keep your eyes peeled!
From:ron hassel
To: <wally@wallyandmurk.com>
Subject:
Date: Thu, 12 Oct 2000
Hey guys wazzabbiii... Just thought I'd ask if you ever had your
faces put on a race car. If not let me know, we're always lookin
for
sponsors.
Awesome work, I'm laffin my fuggin arse off keep it up ......
signed the late nite viewer
FOZZYBARE
Wally replies,
I quite like the idea... I, of course,
would best represent a sturdy,
high-endurance vehicle. One of those throatily revving Le Mans
beasts.
Murk's face -- well, err, maybe you could put in on a scooter.
Date: Sun, 15 Oct 2000 02:06:18 -0700
To: wally@wallyandmurk.com
Subject: Hilarious!
I happened across Internet Slutts quite by accident, and I
keep comingback!
This is without a doubt the most original, and BENT show that
I have ever seen.
And the outakes......it is often hard to decide what is funnier,
them or the show itself.
Please, please keep up the good [read:funny] work!
Dave Walsh
Belleville, Ontario
Steve replies,
Thanks! In our first season Ron kept
pestering us to do an entirely
improvised episode, so if we do get renewed I now promise to
you and all
our viewers at least one episode made up of nothing but Ron and
Frank's
schpritzing. (Except for the closing credits, of course. We'll
stick a
scripted scene in there.)
From: Peak, Sean
To: "'wally@wallyandmurk.com'"
Subject: Murk needs a mullet
Date: Wed, 11 Oct 2000 17:08:46 -0400
My dear Wallace,
It seems your rather ragged sidekick is in need of a new coif.
Dreads of
that sort look better on bike couriers, than on sticks (if that
is, indeed,
what he is) May I suggest a mullet for the old boy? Very natty
and oh so
tony among the porn set.
I remain,
George Caplan
Wally replies,
Errr... actually... Murk IS a bike courier.
However, I do agree that his
look could use a bit of an update. Perhaps a nice tight afro
- you know,
like that dead guy on PBS with the painting show... Damned spiffy.
From: John Westcott
To: wally@wallyandmurk.com
Subject: Fan mail
Date: Wed, 11 Oct 2000 01:07:01 ADT
Ok,
This is the funniest damn show on tv. I think you dudes and
dudettes need to
do a show of all outtakes because the outtakes you show at the
end are just
as funny as the show itself. Keep up the good shit cause it is
damn funny.
Best regards,
John Westcott
Date: Tue, 03 Oct 2000 03:54:41 -0700
From: Bill K.
To: wally@wallyandmurk.com
Subject: Christmas special
Are there any plans for a Slutts Christmas special, or that
of any other
holiday?
Steve replies,
One of the shows we meant to do in our
first season, but never got around
to because we were drinking too much, was an episode devoted
to
international holidays. The basic plot was that Murk was looking
for an
excuse to miss work one day, and needed a legitimate statutory
holiday. If
we get picked up for another season, we'll definitely take a
stab at this
idea again. (If we go for a few more years, we'll attempt a grossly
over-budget "Wally's Christmas Carol," too.)
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